Re: The Best Diary In the Universe ...

by **LigerMan007** Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:46 pm

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ..

I FUCKED up bad ..

DIE .

I wish life would just chill .
I need to be chill ..
But FUCK ME !!!
I am going to hack my arm off before this
shit is done !!!! FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!
I made an uber bad mistake tonight .. fack .

Oh , and I am going to drivers Ed or some
shit like that on Sunday .. cool.fucking.beans.

by **KarmaChameleon** Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:08 am

LigerMan007 wrote:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ..

I FUCKED up bad ..

DIE .

I wish life would just chill .
I need to be chill ..
But FUCK ME !!!
I am going to hack my arm off before this
shit is done !!!! FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!
I made an uber bad mistake tonight .. fack .

Oh , and I am going to drivers Ed or some
shit like that on Sunday .. cool.fucking.beans.

whats wrong?!?!

by **LigerMan007** Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:31 am

I sent you something ,
but FACKKK

ya know what I'm talking about .

by **LigerMan007** Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:43 pm

"I swear I never meant to let it die
I just don't care about you anymore
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try"

I feel horrible right now ,
I got back from the Shrink/doctor and
Apparently I have metabolism problems ,
when my heart rate gets up my mood changes ,
when my metabolism is moving faster I feel better ,
and when my metabolism crashes so does my mood.
GAHHHH!!!!!!

"So many thoughts that I can't get out of my head
I try to live without you, every time I do I feel dead
I know what's best for me
But I want you instead
I'll keep on wasting all my time

Over and over, over and over
I fall for you
Over and over, over and over
I try not to
Over and over, over and over
You make me fall for you
Over and over, over and over
You don't even try to "

by **LigerMan007** Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:51 pm

Fucking fantastic ..

I feel so fucked right now ,
I am in a huge freaking spear head with my
parents , my whole fucking worlds sucks .

well... I have you right ?

I still have a strange sense of happiness ,
I guess there's some good in the world ,
Springs near , grass is green ,
snow is white .
And friends are friends , no matter what color .
I need to quit bitching , I got it good .
I have you and him and that's all I need right now .
Regardless of what they say , I feel like you two are
closest friends ...I hope you think of me the same way .

I feel warm in my chest right now .. and it's not the
searing hot potatoes we had for lunch .

I'm gonna write a song .. It'll probs be happy ,
or
SAD as A MOFO .

I'll be happy no matter what tho' .

by **LigerMan007** Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:43 pm

Wellll... sore from a two mile march
(yes ladies and gentlemen I'm conditioning for marching band)

Dropped lsd
and I feel GREATTTT!!!

The Best Diary In the Universe ... - Page 2 Gooby-10

The Best Diary In the Universe ... - Page 2 Gooby-10

(just kidding , I don't do drugs)

Starting Drivers Ed Sunday YHEAAA!!!!

by **LigerMan007** Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:24 pm

I FUCKING HATE YOU .
You are a cancer .

Why can't you leave me .
Why can't I leave you .

I want to hate you , but you don't give me a reason .

by **LigerMan007** Sat Mar 08, 2014 7:15 pm

BURN MOTHER FUCKER BURN MOTHER FUCKER BURN

IN HELL

MOTHER FUCKER BURN MOTHER FUCKER .

BURN

by **LigerMan007** Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:43 am

Never Eat French toast drowned in syrup before sleepy time .

Oh the nightmares I had .

Ames , likes singing to me while I do one handed push ups ,
Pickles can make giant pickle monsters out of themselves ,
my phone can get jacked by random hoes ,
Satan eats cheese whiz ,
Eric's a women (da faqqqq)
Sarah's a man ,(fuck)
the cake's a lie ,
and the devil doesn't wear prada .

FAUCKKK IT WAS AWESOME

(there was some stuff I had to leave out ...
I don't know if I can spell out sexually explicit things)

The Best Diary In the Universe ... - Page 2 Killit10

The Best Diary In the Universe ... - Page 2 Killit10

by **LigerMan007** Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:21 pm

dude ... like ... dude....

I smell like fruit juice right ....

not from juice ...

SCORE ONE FOR DIXON !!

by **LigerMan007** Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:40 am

Good fucking morning .

Next weekend .

Fuck him , I'm doing it .

If it really means that much to you then

PROVE IT .

You will probably hate me .
That's okay ,
You will cut me off
That's fine too ,
I might never have the friendship I did ,
As long as I can cut you out of me ,
That's enough for me .
I might sound like a dick , but it's true ,
I can't stand it right now ,
you do a great job of wedging your way
into people's hearts ,
You'll find someone ,
I guess it will never work ,

All I want is for you to be happy ,
Your smile means more to me then mine .

Next weekend you'll know .

I've tried to hate you ,
and it won't ever happen ,
I can't shake you ,
Well fuck it then ,

I'll make you hate me .

by **LigerMan007** Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:32 pm

Got a Bitch'n nu shirt from me mum .

It's pretty Awesome .

by **LigerMan007** Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:52 pm

Well ... today...was...alrightt...
I found Dick's ...
That was cool ...
(sporting stuff)
I surfed 4chan
not so cool...
Fucked a Dolphin ....
AWESOME
Answered emails..
typical...
watched the Windowlicker video (again)
FUUCKKKING AWESOME!
Cried . and then Got over it (not really) .
sucked .
Tripped hard as a motha' Fucka' on Aphex Twin
made my day the best .

Went on the dark part of the internet .
still going strong .

by **LigerMan007** Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:13 am

I hate myself .
Why ?
Because of what I am
I guess .
Did it ever really matter ?
Life that is .
Would I take it back ?
Never .
I am just waiting now .
Alone and cold .
See you on the other side .

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ! I am not committing Fucking Suicide ! I appreciate the fact you care , But GOD DAMN !
I am a little bit stronger then fucking killing myself .
I am just bleeding out my emotions . If I have to get asked by one more fucking Shrink about how depressed I am ,
I'll just do it right in front of their pussy little faces !

God . Fucking . Damn .
Good night boys and girls .
(~Te-He~)
Sleep well yall' still reading ..

by **LigerMan007** Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:01 am

Today .
Shit's gonna go down .
Lets go .
I'm ready .

by **LigerMan007** Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:16 pm

Thank God I've got friends like you .
I can't tell you how much you mean to me .
And in my future I saw you Very Happy

I love you all so much .

by **LigerMan007** Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:29 pm

I'm scared to get close and I hate being alone.
I long for that feeling to not feel at all.
The higher I get, the lower I'll sink.
I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim.

Can you feel my heart?

Can you hear the silence?
Can you see the dark?
Can you fix the broken?
Can you feel... can you feel my heart?

by **LigerMan007** Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:11 pm

by **LigerMan007** Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:30 am

Vagina ...Vagina.... I wanna have sex with your VAGINA .

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait … that’s a bad example.

I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)

Woke up with Vagina on the Brain...
What A wonderful world we live in ...... Cool

by **LigerMan007** Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:22 pm

Well....

I don't know how World War III will be fought , what kind of high tech weapons of mass murder will be implemented , or how many will be massacred .

What I do know , is that when World War IV rolls around , it will be fought with sticks and stones .

by **LigerMan007** Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:01 pm

so...

I was screwing around on guitar (been playing the same pentatonic riff structure for like...an hour)

and found the state farm jingle ..

This Is REAL Corporate rock .

by **LigerMan007** Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:08 pm

Gah , It's been a while but here go's nothin'

Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're fucking lonely

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say, "Quit or I'll go blind."
But it's just a myth

God , I've been living in a weird semi-reality lately ,
Full of power punk , and sitting around being apathetic .
It's fucking awesome !
Watching you tube , listening to Dookie by Green Day
an Apathetic teen's anthem , in my PJs' , playing music ,
bored stiff . ..
Oh , and school . FUCK SCHOOL . Holy shit I have been sucking in class ..HARD....Can't stay awake ...I really have no fucking clue what the hell I'm are actually doing .....

My cat cut my wrist a couple days ago ...
saves me the hassle . Nah , but it looks bad ..
My parents were like
"Da faq that Shizz ?"
And I was all like
"Cat" .

Wanting a job . .
Wanting MONEY !!!

by **LigerMan007** Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:19 pm

Went from listening to
RadioHead Pansy bull SHIT
to
Stained .

My Manliness level just sky rocketed me into Super Saiyan 10

The Best Diary In the Universe ... - Page 2 Af266210

The Best Diary In the Universe ... - Page 2 Af266210

Well Said Vegeta , Well said .

by **LigerMan007** Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:17 am

So ...
The Devil came to me today ...
Told me he was going to take me to Hell ...
I told him
"I'm all ready there " .

by **LigerMan007** Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:44 pm

Identities assume us
As nine and five add up
Synchronizing watches
To the seconds that we lost
I looked up and saw you
I know that you saw me
We froze but for a moment
In empathy

I brought down the sky for you but all you did was shrug
You gave my emptiness a name
But you ran away
Now all my friends are gone
Maybe we've outgrown all the things that we once loved
Runaway
But what are we running from?
A show of hands from those in this audience of one
Where have they gone?

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