Stupid Names Parents Give Kids

Beyonce and Jay Z have just had a baby girl, and they have called her BLUE IVY!

That poor child is going to get so much crap at school with a name like that

No chances are they wont mix with folk that low to name call

Kyle wrote:Beyonce and Jay Z have just had a baby girl, and they have called her BLUE IVY!

That poor child is going to get so much crap at school with a name like that

When the other kids realize that the parents are jay z and beyoncé, nobody be messin with that baby. They got shot. Bad. Or jailed for life.

Even on a celebrity level, they can still poke fun at each other.

That is the blackest name I have ever heard.

Eric wrote:That is the blackest name I have ever heard.

^^^^This^^^^

Agread

Yeah, I don't know why celebrities do that to their kids. Blue Ivy???? Apple??? Pilot Inspector??? They seriously don't have a clue about what it will do to the child. I kinda know this personally cause my parents called me Parker?? I mean what, did they intend for me to work as a valet later on in life:?:

um parker, thats a pretty common name.

Kyle wrote:Beyonce and Jay Z have just had a baby girl, and they have called her BLUE IVY!

That poor child is going to get so much crap at school with a name like that

It's for publicity... if they named her "Jane" nobody would care

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don't forget Facebook and...what was the other one? well whatever the other was these two are pretty stupid xP

I don't understand it. People have to think about it from the kids' perspective.

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When i was younger, my parents called me Zaccie, but all my relatives still call me that

there is not-other form of Derri really like Zacc can be made into zaccie, but Derri cant be made into any other form

what about derripoo

mine is............bug.........it is weird

how about kit that is a weird name for a kid " kit the kid"

Hutch wrote:what about derripoo

Do you value your testicles?

what is that supposed to mean Derri

Blue Ivy is interesting and Derripoo? xD

Hutch wrote:what is that supposed to mean Derri

If you value them. You will never call me that again.

Also when you take the name zack and change it to Zackie or something like that your changing it but the origin of the name is still the same

Derri---->Derripoo just looks awful and does not sound right and can if one wishes be added to every name so its not original. So therefore invalid

the stupidest name i have heard staurt Pid.(shot for piddle) King

My dad went to school with a guy named Jack Hass. Imagine having THAT name.

Imagine having the last name 'Butt'. It's horrible. There's a kid who went to my old school called Ophelia Butt xD