dirty and funny pickup lines
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Brian
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dirty and funny pickup lines
by pugsmonster Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:49 pm
is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants
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by Brian Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:50 pm
Guy walks up to a girl and says" Do you have a vagina" If you do were going out
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by Hutch Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:58 pm
Guy walks up to a girl and says "Did you just come from little Cesars? Because your hot and I'm ready"
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by Brian Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:38 am
- That dress would look great......... on the floor next to my bed.
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by Brian Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:39 am
Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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by Short Circuit Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:23 am
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?
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Re: dirty and funny pickup lines
by pugsmonster Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:00 am
I know it's not Christmas, but santa's laps always ready
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by Short Circuit Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:14 pm
Oi, you, grab your coat, you've pulled
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by Brian Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:29 pm
You must work at Subway ’cause you just gave me a foot long.”
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Re: dirty and funny pickup lines
by Galvenite Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:12 pm
Are u a parking ticket becuase u have fine all over u
Man: Did it hurt
Woman: what
Man: When u fell from heaven
Man: Did it hurt
Woman: what
Man: When u fell from heaven
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Re: dirty and funny pickup lines
by Darth Pyrinikon Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:51 pm
Is that a ladder in your tights? or is that the stairway to heaven?
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