expressions that annoy you

"there are children starving in africa"

thanks for the reminder jackass. but what did you want me to do? wrap my donut up, send it to africa? i feel like by the time it gets there it'll be not good enough to eat. why don't YOU just donate the 99 cents from your phone. or you could spend money donating to africa instead of your expensive stupid ass make up. 


bitch.

LOL!

That just made me giggle. Thanks.

But yea, sooooooooo true

ON the bus...
It is IN the bus ..
If you left your phone ON the 
bus , it's probably 40 miles away now ...
If you left it IN the bus , it's probably where you left it . 

but , I am guilty of this too ,but I try to not say it ...  

I can't think of any off the top of my head. I know I hate so many expressions, I realize it when others or myself use these expressions. Just can't think of any right now. If I remember any at some point, I'll get back to you people.

when people say literally and they don't mean it. 


WHY. this is a good word to use when you're not exaggerating and when you say like "literally like 500 hours yesterday lol" no stop because you're ruining my life.

KarmaChameleon wrote:when people say literally and they don't mean it. 


WHY. this is a good word to use when you're not exaggerating and when you say like "literally like 500 hours yesterday lol" no stop because you're ruining my life.

Haha.... really!!  I had a friend say "I literally laughed my ass off!"

Really? How is that working out for you?

i've began to hate the word irregardless.


WHAT. it's a trick. that word is a fucking trick. the word irregardless really means regarding, technically.

Basically, this pisses me of so much, just how many sentences start with the word "basically" arghh!!

Also

"Swear down" as soon as you hear this expression you know its a lie